Funny Work Quotes

"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it." ~ Abraham Lincoln

 

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." ~ Robert Orben

"Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?" ~ J. Paul Getty

"If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut" ~ Albert Einstein

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research." ~ Anonymous

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." ~ Robert Frost

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." ~ Charles Lamb 

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." ~ Homer Simpson