Amusing Quotes

"Before you get angry at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes." ~ unknown

"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying." ~ Ed Furgol

"Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground." - unknown

"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up." ~ George Burns 

"I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me send money." ~ unknown