Funny Life Quotes

"Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep." ~ Carl Sandburg 

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." ~ Oscar Wilde

"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." ~ unknown

"There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them." ~ Lawrence Welk

"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane" ~ unknown

"Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad" ~ P.D. East